Pepsi's Subversive Logo, Billionaires Feeding People, & The U.S. Disney-DeSantis Constitution

ESG Satire
Written By Jessie Scanlon
 

This week on the show: Pepsi’s new logo is a subliminal war on sugar/the United nations food chief says billions of dollars are needed to avert unrest and starvation/and the founders of the United States of America create a loophole to avoid Ron DeSantis:

1) The WorldWide Sugar Lobby discusses Pepsi’s new logo.

2) Two friends discuss what it means to be a billionaire, what it means to feed millions of hungry people, and what it means to look like Michael Sera.

3) A Disney/DeSantis-inspired Woke War history lesson because we’re sick and tired of schools accusing us of leaning more on burp jokes than on ‘drafting the Declaration of Independence’ jokes!

Jessie Scanlon
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